For completely valid reasons (the details of which I’d rather not discuss), I got fired from my job today. Instead of throwing a cataclysmic bitch fit, I calmly asked for several minutes to write a response in the available comments field. Thinking about my uncle’s advice to “always leave a place better off than how you found it,” here’s what I came up with.
Thank you again for the opportunity to work at this institution. For the brief period in which I was employed here, I gained a tremendous wealth of knowledge. If I may offer words of advice, from an employee who has witnessed much and fraternized with coworkers, don’t forget to talk to us! Not as pedestrians but via sincere heart-to-hearts. There’s a lot of great ideas amongst the employees and their input may be invaluable in improving the entire system.
Sigh. The search continues.